Cabbits!

Hi, my name is: Chance

Never in my life have I been: so tired but good.

The one person who can drive me nuts is: pick a parent.

High school: was miserable and lonely

When I’m nervous: I talk too much and regret it later

The last song I listened to was: “(I Just) Died In Your Arms” by To Die For

If I were to get married right now my best man/maid of honor: good question. know who would be groomsmen. Donnie, The Hartmans, Kenny, Kevin, Devin, Peechiz, Peter. Think Donnie and Kevin are best running for the sheer fact of the bachelor party they’d throw.

My hair is: black

When I was 5: my sister taught me math and sci-fi.

Last Christmas: rocked.

I should be: coding

When I look down I see: business casual. =(

The happiest recent event was: getting my new drums in the mail!

If I were a character on ‘Friends’ I’d be: Ross or Chandler…probably Ross

By this time next year: still have a job?

My current gripe is: loneliness

I have a hard time understanding: my emotions

You know I like you when: I do things no sane person would for another person.

If I won an award, the first person I would tell would be: peechiz

Take my advice: life gets worse, you just have to find good ports of call to ride out the major shit storms.

The thing I want to buy: new macbook pro.

If you visited the place I was born: you would hate your life.

I plan to visit: california.

If you spent the night at my house: your life would never be the same.

I’d stop my wedding if: the one that got away told me she still felt the same.

The world could do without: a lot of things.

Most recent thing I’ve bought myself: Serenity on Blu-Ray!

Most recent thing someone else made me: um, idk.

My middle name is: not going to be phished.

In the morning I: require red bull
Once, at a bar: what hasn’t happened?

Last night I was: gaming and running errands.

There’s this story I know about a guy: isn’t this a song?

If I was an animal I’d be: a cat, duh.

A better name for me would be: The Cat Whisperer

Tomorrow I am: recovering from tonight

My birthday is: thats usually anticlimatic. Except for this next one, that is if Melba pulls through. =)

Was looking for some Christmas gifts and found these. I now want them for myself…sigh.

Drunken Elephants are bad, mmmkay?

“The elephants get drunk all the time. It is becoming really dangerous. We need to stop making alcohol available to them,” Hilton said.

My first thought when I read this was that Paris wanted  to make sure the elephants were properly carded.

For real though, you got to admire Paris. Fuck trying to end world hunger, poverty, senseless war, human rights violations. Those causes are sooooo yesterday. Drunken Elephants is where the real publicity, er charity is at.

thought i’d start a blog or at least make this less default-y. going to see how this goes. don’t expect much, right now i’m hella busy.